announcer-welcome to all about your momma and on tonight
were giving away the grand prize of 1000 dollars on
you EBT card if you can just riddle me this yo momma is so hairy

contestant numbr one here we go
yo momma so hairy shelook big foot

why yo granddady gangbangin'and yo momma botty be stankin
why yo brothr got them little gym shoes on and yo sista
she nappy headed you light skinned like Michael Jackson
but yo momma and dem black like Michael Blackson no
money back when you did yo taxes oddles and noddles
for lunch and breakfast t-shirt little got big ketchup
stain in the middlelove dirt like T-pain and the stripper
short hair due bang in the front pony tail in the back
you smell like similac mixed with a dill pickle and
you got a black front tooth and yo momma got a mustash
bigger than mine wassup with that and got a size 14 in a timberland boot

(CHORUS)
yo momma dirty
yo daddy dirty
yo sister dirty
yo brother dirty
yo dog dirty
yo turtle dirty
people got jokes and i know you heard me
wassup with that (wassup with that)
wassup with that (wassup with that)
yo momma got a mustash bigger than yo daddy wassup with (WASSUP WITH THAT)

yo momma yo daddy yo greasy greasy grand manny she
got holes in her draws six feet tall tall enough to
play basketball she funky you busted why you walkin
round smellin so musty looking like Ezel off friday
thats a damn shame girl u dusty get yo goofy ass outta
here wit a face like midget man yo weave off track
yo booty so flat do Apple Bottoms sag yo momma on crack
but her hair look like a dust mop yo uncle smell like
dooky and he live behind the bus stop

REPEAT CHORUS
all hell naw yo buddy cute but yo popped yo daddy work
at the corner store and yo momma stripper name is STOP
yo momma look like a man yo man look like a kid and
yo kid look like a minature fire Bill Marshal with
a wig you musty plus your clothes dirty as hell yo
air force ones are busted you had them since last year
yo 10 year old sister preg-ga-nant and yo momma mad
cuzz she cant do it your little brother idle is Michael
Vic and yo uncle real name is Harriet

REPEAT CHORUS
YOU GUYS ARE A RIOT THANKX FOR TUNNING INTO YOUR MOMMA

REPEAT CHORUS UNTIL FADE