got the call an hour ago

said she's comin' to the show

oh no what are we gonna do now

because whenever she's there

i can stand and i stare at her long brown hair

and it all falls apart somehow

there'll be no rock 'n' roll tonight

the sound is really gonna stink

when she's right under the spotlight

i can't think

maybe the rain will keep her away

a flat front tire or a broken leg

maybe she'll just wanna stay at home

and we'll rock all night

i won't drop my pick and i'll get all the words right

but if she's there then we'll be doomed