she's got a job at mcdonalds but i don't care

she's had a lot of strange colors in her hair

but her job and her hair are cool by me, oh yeah

all my friends say that she's so mean

always achin' to cause a nasty scene

but they don't understand her like i do, not you

in a world of perfect fantasy

you're probably the coolest one for me, oh yeah

would you be my teenage queen

if i was you're teenage king?

would you sit upon a throne?

would you let me call you my own?

i'll follow her wherever she goes

she gets off early to come to all my shows

and sometimes she complains

but i'm glad she's there, right there

sometimes we scream and sometimes we fight

but it's always cool at the end of the night

and i feel real happy cause i know she's mine, all mine

in a world of perfect thinkin'

we're probably doin' a lot of stinkin'

oh yeah, oh yeah