mom's yellin' get a job

dad's callin' me a slob

but i don't wanna work

for no minimum wage

i was late for class again

teacher gave me detention

and she said boy you better

start actin' your age

i wake up every single day

tryin' to think up a way

to get through

without gettin' pushed around by you

and i say woh-oh-oh-oh

and you say woh-oh-oh-oh

and we just don't care about that anyway

woh-oh-oh-oh

all the jocks think i'm a geek

they beat me up 3 times a week

and i couldn't get a girl to save my life

my neighbor says i got no taste

he thinks that my whole life is a waste

this comin' from a guy that beats his wife

parents are thinkin'

rehabilitation

principal wants to send me

on a long vacation

but they don't know about me

it's more than what they see

i'm not a teenage sickie

i know that 1 and 1 is not 3