[verse 1]

MARIO:
Hey, Kuppa, kimi tte sa shitsukosugiru ze
piichi no koto wa mou akiramenayo

BOWSER:
Oainiku-sama sou wa ikanee tte koto sa
ore-sama koso kanojo no destiny

PEACH:
Futari-tomo ne oyame ni natte
kagami wo yoku goran nasai

MARIO&BOWSER:
Sore wa iwanee tte hanashi da ze
datte otoko wa haato de shoubu

[verse 2]

BOWSER:
My sweetes peach girl, ai shiteru n da ze
wakaranakerya mata rachi*kankin

MARIO:
inochi kakete ubaikaesu kedo
kimi no kokoro wa ubaenai no

PEACH:
Futari tomo ii kagen ni shite
dare ni kuchi wo kiiteru no?

MARIO&BOWSER:
tsundere na toko mo miryoku-teki
sou otoko wa haato de shoubu

[musical pause]
suki sa suki sa suki sa
suki sa daisuki da
[x2]

LUIGI:
Chotto matte ohitori owasure janai desu ka?
ruiji sanjou omatase

MARIO:
e nani nani nani gomen gomen gomen

BOWSER:
KY!KY! naa kuuki yome koruaa

MARIO:
Choushi dzuiteru to maji fumitsubusu zo

PEACH:
kinoko yaro wa hotori de kekkou
baataa no kuse ni namaiki ne

MARIO&BOWSER:
rukkusu dake wa chuu no ke dakedo

MARIO:
ne otoko wa haato de shoubu

BOWSER:
-otoko wa haato de shoubu

PEACH:
otoko wa kao de shoubu~

[ending]
BOWSER:
aa, yatto owatta

MARIO:
-tsukkaremashita ne

BOWSER:
dou yo kore kara ippai iku ka

MARIO:
a, suimasen, kyou chotto
are ga kore de kou nande

BOWSER:
a, sakan de nee, kondo shoukai shite yo

MARIO:
cho-cho-cho, kore maiku kiretenai'su yo