I look at a graveyard while I'm in the shower and I,
I sing my songs
But not in the morning, when the water is boiling,
Late, late at night, and I think to myself

Whatever happened to the Brooklyn Dodgers?
Whatever happened to me?
Whatever happened to all the New York gentlemen?
My daddy said "Son, you're looking at one."

I mentioned my dad because he jokes about the times
That he's had back when he was a hippie,
And how our relatives changed their names
Just to seem more American.

Whatever happened to the Brooklyn Dodgers?
Whatever happened to me?
Whatever happened to all the New York gentlemen?
My daddy he said "Son, you're looking at one."
He said "You're looking at one."

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, we said we'll go our own way.
Hey, hey, hey, why don't we start today, today

Whatever happened to the Brooklyn Dodgers?
Whatever happened to me?
Whatever happened to all the New York gentlemen?
Did they just float out to sea
Whatever happened to all the New York gentlemen?
My daddy said "Son, you're looking at one, you're looking at one."