I got a problem with your pasty skin,

And I don't know where to begin.

One million mother fucker in the u s of a

With the bad farmers tan, and the vericose veins

I got fifty dollars down on a visit a week

I got fifty dollars down on le sheik, I may freak (my best guess)

So put your money in your pockets

And your panties in a bunch

Do some ab crunches

Pack a bag lunch

Tanning booth, tanning booth!

You're my best best friend

In the whole wide world

Tanning booth!

6x

Hey Shelly

AJ Hal-9000's on the phone

x3

You better get that phone, better get that phone

Hey Shelly

AJ Hal-9000's on the phone

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