Hello(x10)

Hello operator- Please connect me
To the human race- I'm disconnected
I don't wanna hang up- Won't you help me
Mrs. O

I had a really bad day- Can't you listen
Everybody's on drugs- but mine won't kick in
Everyon's mad, dumb or wicked
Mrs. O please help, don't go

Hello operator- Please connect me
To the human race- I'm disconnected
I don't wanna hang up- Can't you help me
Mrs. O

Well we're not united- in the USA
Its a total joke- in the USA
I guess my middle finger is my only hope
I wanna live and let live- live the good life
But I'm told no way- where's the good life?
The only explanation is "You'll learn someday"
Not me- No way!

Hello operator- Please connect me
To the human race- I'm disconnected
I don't wanna hang up- Can't you help me
Mrs. O

When you got a bad connection- FIGHT BACK!
When there's no connection- TURN YOUR BACK!
We've got no connection! Turn your, turn your, turn your back!
When there's no connection

Hello?
(Operator)Hello?
Um, yeah I'm trying to
(Operator)Please speak up sir, I can not hear you
Um, yeah I'm trying to get in touch with a human being
(Operator) Please hold I have to get my supervisor
What do you mean?
What?! NO!!

Hello operator- Please connect me
To the human race- I'm disconnected
I don't wanna hang up- Can't you help me
Mrs. O

We are so disconnected- I want some human touch
If I don't get connected I'm gonna cry!