(random background jibberish by Imani as an intro)

CHORUS:
one of these days
I'm gonna be happy
one of these days
I'm gonna piss all over myself laughing
one of these days
I'm gonna get the punchline
I said one of these days
I'm gonna be happy

until that day I'm gonna
bitch and moan and groan
and--hold the phone
I'm not done
where's everybody goin?
what the fuck?
this shit sucks
I'm bored
I'll take these two calls
to hell with me
to hell with you
to hell with... hell
I'm gonna be happy

repeat CHORUS

happy, happy
happy yeah
happy, happy
happy, happy yeah
piss all over myself
laughing, happy
piss all over myself
laughing, laughing
I'll be happy