I've got a crush and it's crushing me to death,
smashing my mind and stealing my breath,
switching up the music it's getting pretty loud,
like a five foot six gorilla jumping from the crowd.

Impossible's wuss-corp,
pick it up! take position!
we're coming in low on a top-secret mission!

Bombadeer,
direct hit!
Kamikaze screaming fit,
my girl's taking over the pit!
Kamikaze! Kamikaze!

(x4)

Getting in the ring she's a real prize fighter,
rosy red cheeks, pull your teeth out with pliers.
Load her up, cock her back, take aim and shoot her,
just like kung-fu she's a bad motor scooter!

Impossible's wuss-corp,
pick it up! take position!
we're coming in low on a top-secret mission!

Bombadeer,
direct hit!
Kamikaze screaming fit,
my girl's taking over the pit!
Kamikaze! Kamikaze!

(x3)