The club is packed like a sandwich
All types of people like ham and swiss
Lettuce and tomato toasted bread
Bite down and taste the rhythm

Thank goodness we're finally here at the club
Man what a great looking group of people
The fact that we're going really adds to the meaning of their dancing
My boss yelled at me Take this dance move
The copier broke down But tonight you're a star

I don't care what your name is
I don't care where you went to college
I hate your outfit and your face
Now everybody dance

Your jam's on
The jimmy jam's on
This is the time to get your jimmy jam on
Hey jimmy who
It's jimmy jam
Time to slam bam
It's jimmy jam

World beat
Whores in rhythm
Africa
No man's land
South America
Fruits and coconuts
Europe
You have no idea Europe is crazy
Global warming
Hot and sexy
Poverty
Exotic things

I don't care who you came with
I don't care if your car just died
I hate your open wounds and your brain
Now every dance
Everybody dance