Breakdown...
It's a muthafuckin' shakedown
The sheriff's after me
And ya know I gotta get outta town
Caught me in bed with his wife
Now that muthafucka wants to take my life

Yeah, I know the kind of girl you are
Yeah, I know the kind of things you dream of
Yeah, I know without looking to hard
The crazy things only you conceive of

Get back...
Gotta get back to Cali
What now...?
Gravy-haired mobsters wanna start shit with me
Now it's time to go get wild
Going to bust 'em up with my kung-fu style!

Yeah, I know the kind of girl you are
Yeah, I know the kind of things you dream of
Yeah, I know without looking to hard
The crazy things only you conceive of

I told those muthafuckers not to mess with me
Now they learned their lesson, ya see
Cause I'm a bone-snappin', skull-crushin', brain-bustin muthafucka
Don't you know I'm the Human Tornado