When I was a little girl
I used to watch the Smurfs,
it was my favourite cartoon,
My favourite character was Brainy,
he always made me happy,
But now not anymore'
'cos I, I hate you Brainy Smurf
He thinks he's right all the time,
but being kiasu ain't a crime,
So I modeled myself after Brainy,
and now I'm hated and called dorky!
And now my life sucks because of
Brainy Smurf
I hate you Brainy Smurf

I hate you 'cos you're kiasu
I hate you 'cos you're blue
I hate you 'cos you're you
I hate you
I JUST DO!
And now my life sucks because of
Brainy Smurf!
I hate you Brainy Smurf
You make me barf
I hate you Brainy Smurf