So vanity is this year's trend
With a fake smile on, you're a mannequin
My favorite candy is your Vicodin
And with a shotgun & a smile, I always win

[chorus:]
I'm in Hollywood, and then L.A.
New York City is the capital of vain
Doesn't matter where, drugs kill the pain
Because this city of whores has gone insane

Every action has a reaction
Red light district filled with fashion
Snorting lines is a number-one passion
Sell your body, go on; cash in

I'm in Hollywood, and then L.A.
New York City is the capital of vain
Doesn't matter where, drugs kill the pain
Because this city of whores has gone insane

In a haven filled with kings & queens
Plastic smiles are pretty things
But one thing yet remains to be seen
A true emotion, but none for me

I'm in Hollywood, and then L.A.
New York City is the capital of vain
Doesn't matter where, drugs kill the pain
Because this city of whores has gone insane

I'm in Hollywood, and then L.A.
New York City is the capital of vain
Doesn't matter where, drugs kill the pain
Because this city of whores has gone insane
I'm in Hollywood, and then L.A.
Welcome to the city of whores, so insane