C-c-c-c-call me cumdumpster
C-c-c-c-call me a cunt
C-c-c-call me clever Is that still okay

D-d-d-d-did you watch the TV
Or hear it on the radio
Watch out for afterschool specials
Are we still okay
Well okay

You call, and I'll answer
Make me understand
Why I have to hate you
That's quite okay

C-c-c-c-cumdumpster
C-c-c-c-cunt
C-c-c-call me clever
Is that still okay

D-d-d-d-did you tap the payphone
Or read it in a magazine
Becoming afterschool specials
Are we still okay
Well okay

You call, I'll answer
Make me understand
Why I have to hate you
That's quite okay

C-c-c-c-cumdumpster
C-c-c-c-cunt
C-c-c-call me clever
Is that still okay

D-d-d-d-do you still need me
Now that I'm a monster
Paranoid media frenzy
Tells me I'm ok

You call, I'll answer
Make me understand
How I have to hate you
That's quite okay
You call, and I'll answer
You'll ask and I'll lie
As I grow to hate you
That's quite okay
Quite okay