My baby gets messed up on Monday
At Momma's Moonshine Bar
Yeah my baby gets messed up on Monday
At Momma's Moonshine Bar
Yeah she spends so much of my money
They just treat her like a movie star

Well my baby gotta get tanked up on Tuesday
On that Tonic and Gin
Yeah my baby gotta get tanked up on Tuesday
On that Tonic and Gin
And she comes stumblin' in at two
And she swears she don't know where she's been

But on the weekends my baby gives up drinkin'
And she calls out my name
She says you're the man I want
You know you put all them other lil' boys to shame

You're quicker than a liquor
And you last a lil' longer than cocaine
When it's all said and done
She said, son I'm sure glad I stayed

Yeah my baby gotta get wasted every Wednesday
With whatever that girl can find
Yeah my baby gotta get wasted every Wednesday
With whatever that girl can find
Yeah she got to wet her whistle
It's the only way her world unwinds

Yeah my baby throws down every Thursday night
On that Thunderbird Wine
Well my baby throws down every Thursday night
On that Thunderbird Wine
Yeah she drinks up all of her own
Then she gotta go and drink half of mine

But on the weekends my baby gives up drinkin'
And she calls out my name
She says you're the man I want
You know you put all them other lil' boys to shame

You're quicker than a liquor
And you last a lil' longer than cocaine
When it's all said and done
She said, son I'm sure glad I stayed

When it's all said and done
She said, son I'm sure glad I stayed