dashing through the sand,
with a bomb strapped to my back
i have a nasty plan, for christmas in iraq.

i got through checkpoint A, but not through checkpoint B
that's when i got shot in the ass by the U.S military.

Oh
jingle bombs jingle bombs mine blew up, you see.
where are all the virgins that bin laden promised me.
Oh
jingle bombs jingle bombs U.S soldiers shot me dead
the only thing that i have left is this towel up on my head.

i used to be a man, but every time i cough,
thanks to uncle sam, my nuts keep falling off.
my bombing days are done, i need to find some work
perhaps it would be much safer as a convenience store night clerk.

Oh
jingle bombs jingle bombs i think i got screwed
don't lough at me because i'm dead or i kill you