She turned the nightlight on and blew him a kiss
He stared back through his green crayola eyes
She traced his likeness from off the back of a disc
Next to the boxtop promise of the biggest prize

Joining a fan club with my friends
Filling our bathtubs with t-shirts and eight by tens
He looks so dreamy
I'm in love from afar
When I'm pickin' up a fallen star

Downstairs the late show's blasting 'Age of the Rock'
The greedy monks playin' last Sunday at the milky way (way)
Mom's writing checks to the minister in the corner singing 'dig down deep'
'Cause if you wanna go to heaven all you gotta do is pay to pray

Joining a fan club with my friends
Fillin' our bathtubs with Holy water and amens
He looks so dreamy
I'm in love from afar
When I'm pickin' up a fallen star

(Shake)
Shake that woody
(Shake it) for me St. Pinocchio
You've paid your money
Now watch that money grow

Joining a fan club, best be warned
He turns me on when
He wears that lampshade crown of thorns
He looks so dreamy
I'm in love from afar
While I'm pickin' up a fallen star

Joining a fan club is a big mistake
I still get heartburn
When I think about all of the stamps I ate
I wished I'd loved him
Before fate crashed his car
Said I'm prayin' for a fallen star