Son,

Well way down in the Okahanachi Swamp;

Is where old lady Wiggwamp made

her juu-juu juicy fruit stomp.

I went to see her last night,

tripped and fell in right into the

alligator boo-koo-dee-doo-bamp!

Put the hammer down, son!

I knew right then and there;

I should stayed home.

I should never left house,

Should just sit polite like,

hands folded in lap!

Son!

Well, old lady Wiggy-wamp,

a pork-a-pork-achop!

Don't stop the pork chop stampy stomp!

Son, heh-he!

Hee-haw!

Give me a cigerette.

Please?

Nooo!

Contempt of court!?!

What happened?

Awww, man.

I should stayed home.