I'd like to be a jelly fish

'Cause jelly fish don't pay rent

They don't walk, they don't talk

With some Euro-trash accents



They're just simple protoplasm

Clear as cellophane

They ride the winds of fortune

Life without a brain



In one ear and out the other

Don't you get criss-crossed

I recommend you try a little

Mental floss



It's the small, small problems

That keep me so upset

And send me seeking shelter

Beneath my mosquito net



I stay there for hours

Protected from the nights

All those insects and vipers

And other things that bite



In one ear and out the other

Don't you get criss-crossed

I recommend you try a little

Mental floss



I'd like to be a jelly fish

Because jelly fish don't pay rent

They don't walk, they don't talk

With some Euro-trash accent



There just simple protoplasm

Clear as cellophane

They ride the winds of fortune

Life without a brain



It's in one ear and out the other

Don't you get criss-crossed

I recommend you try a little

Mental floss



It's in one ear and out the other

Don't you get criss-crossed

I recommend you try a little

Mental floss



Yeah, don't forget to floss every day

Mental