The Opthom Motors had a hell of a sale downtown yesterday
Word got round no money down, take years and years to pay
When I got there the lot was bare but the salesman said hold on
For a little cash I've got a two-tone Nash, out behind my barn

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If the Devil danced in empty pockets he'd have a ball in mine
A 9ft grand a 10 piece band and a 12 girl chorus line
I'd raise some loot and a three piece suit
Charge 'em one dance for a dime
If the Devil danced in empty pockets he'd have a ball in mine

He said friend this ain't the end let's see what we can do
If you own a home I've got a loan tailor made for you
Then above the raquet a voice in my jacket said "I'll just hold the note"
The Devl made me do it, talked me in to it, and that was all she wrote

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They say debt is a bottomless pit where the Devil likes to play
I'd sell my soul to get outta this hole but there'd be hell to pay

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If the Devil danced in empty pockets, he'd have a ball in mine