(Mooing)

Oh ya!

I'm used to havin' my breakfast in bed.
Never have to lift a finger to butter my bread.
I keep my baby satisfied if you know what I mean.
Cause she told me I'm a walkin' talkin' love machine.
Lord I have the self-assurance of a king on the throne
Cause she told me she'd love me 'till the cows came home

CHORUS
The cows came home.
The cows came home.
I heard somethin' mooin' turned around and she was gone.
Lord have mercy the cows came home.

The whole heard showed up when they heard she'd gone.
But I guess it's better than bein' alone.
Well, the slammin' of the door was like a pie in the face.
But, I've got enough milk for the human race.
I didn't have a clue there was anything wrong
Cause she told me she'd love me till the cows came home.

CHORUS
The cows came home.
The cows came home.
I heard somethin' mooin' turned around and she was gone.
Lord have mercy the cows came home.

I didn't see the writin' on the wall.
Missed my invitaion to the bovine ball.
I didn't hear no cow bells a ringin'
Gonna have to face the music that the fat lady's singin!

CHORUS
The cows came home.
The cows came home.
I heard somethin' mooin' turned around and she was gone.
Lord have mercy the cows came home.
Lord have mercy the cows came home.