(Joe Ely)

Oh no! What to do?
How did I get on this train?
Locked in a boxcar
With the Queen of Spain...

"You pour the sweet wine
I'll play the tambourine
Would Your Majesty mind
If I just call you 'Queen'?"

I don't know where we are
Lord how I wish it would rain
Locked in a boxcar
With the Queen of Spain

"I believe we must be
Out on some desert alone
Would Your Majesty care
If I sat on your throne?"

Yes Maam, I kmow who you are
know you have power and fame
Locked in a boxcar
With the Queen of Spain

Engineer left us here
The sun is goin down
"Would Your Majesty mind
If I tried on your crown?"