I'm gonna have my own private party

Gonna invite everyone I know

We'll all have our own personal celebration

I'm gonna send out invitations

To all my friends -- your friends -- and their friends too

We'll all go on a permanent paid vacation

Wouldn't that be fun?

Fun

And if anyone asks you I like having fun

Fun

I like having fun

Here we go now

Well if I was king I'd sign a proclamation

And if I was president I'd pass a law

And I'd call for a full-blown Senate investigation

Of everyone who wasn't having fun

Fun

If something ain't fun why do it?

I'd rather have fun

That's all there is to it