Oh I get drunk most every night, seems like all we do is fight

The more I drink, the less I feel blue

Sometimes I feel like an awful fool

Spendin' my life on an old bar stool

And yes I guess they oughta name a drink after you

[Incomprehensible]



If this date were to be our last, I'd never sit down this glass

It'd take all the booze in the world to forget you

You've left my heart a vacant lot, I'll fill it with another shot

And yes I guess they oughta name a drink after you

[Incomprehensible]



Looks like I had my fill, guess I better pay my bill

When I started out I only meant to have a few

Someone just said that you left town, I better get a double round

And yes I guess they oughta name a drink after you

Yes I guess they oughta name a drink after you