I can run a hundred miles without stopping for rest
I can stay underwater for five minutes on a single breath
When I focus my mind I always reach my goal
But there's one thing I cannot control

I come too fast, I come too fast
A couple of strokes and my erection is a thing of the past
I come too fast, I come too fast
Sometimes it's even game over
Before I take of my pants

I've read all the articles and I've tried every trick
Thinking of sports or of naked Kathy Bates and about smint
If the girl's on top sometimes I'll last a minute or two
But if we doggystyle oh man I'm screwed

I come too fast, I come too fast
I carry a spare pair of underwear in case
A girl sits on my lap
I come too fast, I come too fast
I'll swear I'll even shoot my load
If a fly lands on my shaft

Oooooooohhh ooohhh ohh damn it