You stole my heart my dog and my barbeque.
You stole my OJ Simpson and i'm crying like you.
I woke one mornin' to find my love was gone.
She left a note that said "I am all done."

You stole my heart my dog and my barbeque.
You stole my OJ Simpson now i'm crying like you.
I woke one mornin' to find mut was gone.
He left me a note that said "I am all done."

You stole my heart my dog and my barbeque.
You stole my OJ Simpson and i'm crying like you
I woke one mornin' to find my barbeque was gone.
He left me a note that said "I've been eaten."

You, you what?????

No not my barbeque to.

Well OJ Simpson, it's just you and me. Hey where'd you go?
He left a note that said "You stink."

Wha-wha-wha-WHAT!!

Well I guess I can be happy.

You stole my heart my dog and my barbeque.
You stole my OJ Simpson now i'm crying like you.
I woke one mornin' to find evrything was gone.
Everything was gone.
(Echoes)
Everything was gone.
Everything was gone!
(Guitar)