Just got what it takes got that x factor well i suppose i have

I meet a girl a party
She said she like techno tronic
I said are you for real
She said no I'm being post ironic

Thats right

I went to a bar called jaguar shoes,
I danced around and drank too much booze ah
Got into a cab with a girl and puked on her shoes
Can someone tell me if thats fucking cool or what or
what.. come on now just dance

Yeah i got a cool friend shes a pho-to-grapher I'd
really like to make it with her but i cant ...shes gay

Thats right

Can someone please tell me like what is cooler the
breakfast club or ferris beuler
Well they try to be cool but I'm the coolest
You could use this as a documentary of what is coolest

Come on information