Once I turned the tv on
I saw the green grass on the lawn
I dont know why it struck me off
That life was perfect as a catalog
Now I guess im just a jealous dog.

I walked into a house of prayer
I didn't feel so welcome there
I was lookin' for the hand of god
when it struk me hard I was hit by a frog.

Oh, the mean, mean mouth of a jealous dog.
Oh, the mean, mean mouth of a jealous dog.

I had a friend with a handsome trait
When he's done with his dinner he'd lick his plate
It's a way of living that I applaud
Like the message in this monologue
To never be a jealous dog.

Never be a jealous dog.
Never be a jealous dog...