Guinea-pig, guinea-pig,
how are you today?
Guinea-pig, guinea-pig,
what did the doctors say?
Guinea-pig, guinea-pig,
was it too early to tell?
Guinea-pig, guinea-pig,
you sure do not look well.

But daddy says it's just the way it's been done.
Daddy says it's just the way it's been done, yes.

Guinea-pig, guinea-pig,
you've been carefully selected.
Guinea-pig, guinea-pig.
Intravenously infected.
Guinea-pig, guinea-pig,
what is now inside you,
guinea-pig, guinea-pig,
you'll help us find the cure to.

'Cause daddy says it's just the way it's been done.
Daddy says it's just the way it's been done, yes.

Guinea-pig, guinea-pig,
will not see tomorrow.
Guinea-pig, guinea-pig,
fill me up with sorrow.
Guinea-pig, guinea-pig,
end up in a dumpster.
Guinea-pig, guinea-pig,
making me a monster.

And daddy says it's just the way it's been done.
Daddy says it's just the way it's been done, yes.