Capsize, tired eyes Collapse into clean sheets,
Martinized By bored friends' mothers who feed to release
Their trust in kids and adult defeats Home fries ain't
no surprise Been about 17 since I realized That no
dashboard's gonna stop this chin If I take the wheel
in the state I'm in So one cheese steak and a Tastycake
Before I stop by Sears, get them to fix my breaks All
that Mopar, cement, snow, and rebar And I just don't
know how the roads are No ballgame on a snow day But
you're gonna see something crazy anyway: Bud Dwyer's
3-5-7, the press And another 10 ways to increase your
debt Hey, what are you gonna do When the credit card
people come looking for you?
Blame it on the Governor, I'm from PA Please bill me
at a later date You can send it to me in Pennsylvania
Recalls and Armor All I swear I can see Mumia straight
from the Mall Because the Camp Hill Prison doesn't
hide its prize And down in Philly a whole block's on
fire Guess they're trying to get rid of them all Turned
on the TV, can't believe what I saw: PBS,
Zapatistas, the FARC? No, it's 6200 Cobbs Creek Park!