You've been around
You've heard her moan
You've had the chance
To see her lose it
And even when
She lets you win
It's almost like she
does it just to get hurt
5 minute late
for your second date
so she slashes your tires
and kicks your sack
get her what you want
she'll just take it back
It's either PMS
Or she's been smoking crack
Well I think
your girlfriend's crazy
The kinda crazy where you
Hide The Scissors
fuck her and dump her
use her and leave her
You'll be better off
when she's reaching for the cleaver
She saw you with
A female friend
you can be sure
she'll soon be dead
She's on your porch
and making threats
of wrists and cyanide
and staying by your side
suck on the phone
with every friend she knows
saying come talk her down
I don't think it's just the hormones
Why did you start it
with this wicked bitch?
She's either hitting the meth
Or she's a feminist.
I think you're girlfriend's crazy
The kinda crazy where you
Hide the Scissors
finish your business,
take what you wanted and run
'Cause she's saved an extra bullet
in Daddy's gun
I think
your girlfriend's crazy
The kinda crazy where you
Hide The Scissors
fuck her and dump her
use her and leave her
You'll be better off
when she's reaching for the cleaver
I think
your girlfriend's crazy
The kinda crazy where you
Hide The Scissors
fuck her and dump her
use her and leave her
You'll be better off
when she's reaching for the cleaver