Am I a little girl
Or a lady?
Are you turned on
By what you see?
I'll make you doubt yourself
Wondering if kissin' me
Is classified as a sex crime
If you only knew when my birthday is
You could tell your friend that
I got nice tits
Then you wouldn't feel so odd about my Disney show
My killer butt
When you see my sultry smile
You'll think you're a paedophile

Seventeen or eighteen?
It's just too close to call
I'm really hot and sexy
But not legal at all

Born in '92, I only just learned to crawl
You're a massive pervert
Have you got
No shame at all?

Like the 'Potter' girl
'Hermione'
She only went to Hogwarts in 2003
Did you see that dress?
Holy shit
I'd hit that
At least a year before her time

The teenage girls, they all love me
But you know you can't
It's not the same, you see
If you say I was cute in a 'Hannah Montana' shoot
You'll soon see your name occurs on sex offenders registers

Don't you think that there should be
A change in the law?
You could tap this ass
And not feel guilty at all

???? ???? is your ???? and call
I'm eighteen in November
I'll see you in the Fall