My songs don't make much sense
But my hot pants make amends
And I've become a star
Just by wearing a push-up bra

I could have a lot to say
But you wouldn't listen anyway
Don't care if the words are crass
As long as I shake my ass

"Each other" don't rhyme with "umbrella"
I guess it's just that I'm a bad speller
I said I'd flash my rear end
I'd rather not, but I'll pretend

It's not so hard to get a million seller
???? words that rhyme with "ella"
Novella
Cruella
Mandela

Eh?
Eh?

Go to my local for a pint of Stella
While I'm reading my copy of Bello
Be careful not to find that sun
And take a bit of skin off my patella

Have a dinner date with Paul Weller
And cook a recipe by Nigella
And try not to give him salmonella
Or contract a nasty case of Rubella

For God's sake, don't let me sing a cappella
I need to make a working model of ????
I just won that million seller
I won't take any more beats from my fella