Look at me; I'm new on the scene
I'm not your average hip machine
My instruments are weird and that makes me cool

I'm old school Elektra (?), like La Roux
But my name's less good and sort of like a shoe
I'm a lower-end Lady GaGa
From Blackpool

So don't expect
A normal girl
'Cause I write songs with ???? ????

I'm gonna weird you out tonight
I'm gonna dress in ???? ????
I'll play piano with my feet
And make a new instrument out of wheat

I'm gonna weird you out tonight
I wanna speak Japanese ????
I'll drink a glass of mercury meat (?)
And use a microwave to make a brand new beat

So what you think of me?
A bit funny
That's what I want 'cause it'll make me money
Each time you watch this bollocks on YouTube

I do videos in pyjamas
I make up ???? ???? ????
And my current boyfriend is
A Rubik's Cube

And oh-oh-no
I'm not a normal girl
I wrote a song with Ketchup

I'm gonna weird you out tonight
I'm gonna play a violin with a stalactite (?)
Make percussion sounds with a potato gun
Don't look now, I'm at number one? (?)

I'm gonna weird you out tonight
I'm gonna write my new album with a kite
I'll eat a cheese, ham, and aluminium bun
I'll put a keyboard in a blender just to have some fun