Oh god, sunshine
I can read your mind
Don't waste your time
Looking for what you will never find

Through good times after bad goodbye sunshine call
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Looking for what you will never find
On the floor with pain and pleasure
Crawling for what might be treasure
You got your own knees and I got mine

On the floor lets take a look
Focus now it's off the hook
Call 1-900-The-Shage
On the floor with pain and pleasure
Crawling for what might be treasure
You got your own knees and I got mine

Hit the floor get at eye level
Get a scope so you sight better
Looking for what you will never find

Oh great rug is it wool
On your knees don't be a fool
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On the floor with pain and pleasure
Crawling for what might be treasure
You got your own knees and I got mine

Hit the floor get at eye level
Get a scope so you sight better
Looking for what you will never find

Hey huffer head don't waste your time
On something you will never find
Oh god sunshine I can see
Your mind crawling for what might be
Punch my ticket there and back
Giving me a heart attack
Through good time after bad
Call 1-900-The-Shag