I don't have to be a millionaire
I don't have to be the sunshine on your shoulders
But I will keep you warm
Yeah
I don't have to be particularly like Mike
Or a wild-eyed Casanova
But I might make you laugh a little
It's always been a riddle
Why I'm stuck here in the middle
I always try to do the best I can
A little more than half a man for you
Baby
So far
So good
We can be the king and queen
Of mediocrity and in between
We'll go on a permanent vacation
A journey of temptation
Full of mystery
Guaranteed
I don't have to be a personality
Like everyone in California
But I might make you think a little
I don't have to be a politician
Wonder boy
Superman
Or Elvis
But I do like the clothes they wear
It's always been a riddle
Why I'm stuck here in the middle
I always try to do the best I can

A little more than half a man for you
Baby
So far
So good
We can be the king and queen
Of mediocrity and in between
We'll go on a permanent vacation
A journey of temptation
Full of mystery
Just you and me
I don't have to own a Cadillac
And then sit in back while someone else is drivin
But I'll take you on adventures
I don't have to be 6 foot 3
Cause eventually I'll shrink anyway
But I'll still be around
I swear
It's always been a riddle
Why I'm stuck here in the middle
I always try to do the best I can
A little more than half a man for you
Baby
So far
So good
We can be the king and queen
Of mediocrity and in between
We'll go on a permanent vacation
A journey of temptation
Full of mysteries
Wait and see
Full of mystery
Mystery