My halo slips over my eyes
My nice dress rips and I don't cry
What am I doing here
when I just want to wear

PVC (it's my favourite plastic)
PVC ('cause it's nice and shiny)
PVC (and completely waterproof)
Start again, start again

A lipstick stain on my nice dress
The fabric's scarred and I'm distressed
I take my own advice -
get kitted out in nice

PVC (it's my favourite plastic)
PVC ('cause it's nice and shiny)
PVC (and completely waterproof)
Start again, start again

Never see me cry this way
Sugar-free and twice as nice this way

The moral of this little tale
Do what you like and you can't
fail To get in someone's way

Hey!

PVC (it's my favourite plastic)
PVC ('cause it's nice and shiny)
PVC (and completely waterproof)
Start again, start again