Don't really know what day it is
Been rocking nine days in a row
And all I knows is it's hurricane season
And any minute she's gonna blow.

I need a shave and I need some rest
I know some people are worried about me
But I'm French-kissing life square in the mouth
Sailing out on the sea.

Went through customs and immigration
Still feels like home
I'm floatin' 'round through Gorda Sound
With a cooler and a bong.

Maybe I could've been a pirate
Maybe in my next life that's what I'll be
French-kissing life square in the mouth
Sailing out to sea.

Tonight, I don't need to feel famous
Out here all I feel is free
French-kissing life square in the mouth
Sailing out to sea.

Maybe I could've been a pirate
Maybe in my next life that's what I'll be
French-kissing life square in the mouth
Sailin' out to sea...