Dog-tired
Yeah, I'm wired
Uptight-er than an a-string
About to break

Tail-draggin'
A little ragged
Hangin' by a thread
That's startin' to fray

Just in case there might be
Little ears around
I won't say it
I'll just spell it out

I feel like pound-sign, question mark
Star, exclamation point
Don't give a blank
And a whole lot of other

Choice words I can't say
Today I feel like
Pound-sign, question mark
Star, exclamation point

Hung-over
A lot closer
To ringin' death's door
Than I was yesterday

Head-achin'
Hand-shakin'
Badly in need
Of a shower and shave

Yeah, I know I'm lookin'
A little rough
The least I can do
Is clean my language up

I feel like pound-sign, question mark
Star, exclamation point
Don't give a blank
And a whole lot of other

Choice words I can't say
Today I feel like
Pound-sign, question mark
Star, exclamation point

I think I partied
A little too hard last night
Let's see here now
How do I put this right?

I feel like pound-sign, question mark
Star, exclamation point
Don't give a blank
And a whole lot of other

Choice words I can't say
Today I feel like
Pound-sign, question mark
Star, exclamation point

Don't give a blank
And a whole lot of other
Choice words I can't say
Today I feel like

Pound-sign, question mark
Star, exclamation point
Percentage sign, at symbol
Back-slash, squiggle-thing

Pound-sign, question mark
Star, exclamation point