Nice guys finish last,
that's why I'll treat you like trash.
It's not what I really want to do.
But you only date bad guys so I'll give it my best try to,
treat you the way you want me to.

I never open the door,
Or pull out a chair,
You can tell me how your day was but i don't really care.
And if you ever get cold,
you'll just have to heck it,
'cus i'd be could too if i gave you my jacket.
Like, whoa!
You ain't sitting up front!
Front is for the homies,
You can sit in the trunk.
I never answer my phone whenever you call it,
And when the waiter brings the bill I never reach for my wallet.

Nice guys finish last,
that's why I'll treat you like trash.
It's not what I really want to do.
But you only date bad guys so I'll give it my best try to,
treat you the way you want me to.

And imma beat you, in every competition!
Going out with the girls?
You better get my permission!
Wait, no!
I take that back, you can't go.
House is on tonight and that's my favorite show.
Do I look fat in this dress?
Hell yeah, you do!
Wait, let me speak your language,
Cows go moo!
(moo, moo, moo)
Moo!

Nice guys finish last,
that's why I'll treat you like trash.
It's not what I really want to do, whoa.
But you only date bad guys so I'll give it my best try to,
treat you the way you want me to.

But behind the scenes,
she means the world to me.
I wanna tell her that she's beautiful,
And show her that she's loved.
Hold her hand when she's scared,
Tell her how much I care.
But that won't win her heart,
because..

Nice guys finish last,
that's why I'll treat you like trash.
It's not what I really want to do.
But you only date bad guys so I'll give it my best try to,
treat you the way you want me to.