Here's the ticket, what's the problem?
Too many tickets is the problem, man
Here's the ticket, what's the problem?
Too many problems is the ticket in my hand

Why don't you give it up and get it down
Spend half as much,
kills you and half the time
Oh pull on the baby red number,
make your hard to hit,
hard to stand,
hard to sit around
Nothing's gonna kiss you like the blister gonna get you from waiting out

Here's the ticket, what's the problem?
Too many tickets is the problem, man
Here's the ticket, what's the problem?
Too many problems is the ticket, man
Here's the ticket, what's the problem?
Too many tickets is the problem, man
Here's the ticket, what's the problem?
Too many problems is the ticket in my hand

Why don't you give it up and get it down
Spend half as much,
kills you and half the town
Oh it's a little too easy to always be kind
But the longer it takes,
the more you must bind

Here's the ticket, what's the problem?
Too many tickets is the problem, man
Here's the ticket, what's the problem?
Too many problems is the ticket, man
Here's the ticket, what's the problem?
Too many problems is the ticket in my hand