Hey papa make mama a smoothie, make mama a smoothie right now
Hey papa make mama a smoothie,
cuz when mama drinks a smoothie little baby goes wild

And it starts splashing and explicing like a school
of little fishes as if school of little fish was in me
Then blub blub blub, like a fart in a tub,
like a fart in a tub inside of me
And then the head and butt start rolling like two balls
bowling perfect games on the lanes inside of me
Then a great big kick got founder my ribs that feels
like nothing else but assures me of the health and
the length and the strength of my little baby

Because when baby is feeling lazy,
mama goes crazy thinking something's wrong
And then mama runs to papa and she sings him this little song

Hey papa make mama a smoothie, make mama a smoothie right now
Hey papa make mama a smoothie,
cuz when mama drinks a smoothie little baby goes wild