In the valley of the jolly oh ho hoooo
Whoa

You heard about the jolly green giant
(potatoes)
He's so big and mean
(Artichoke hearts)
And he stands there laughing with his hands on his hips
And then he hits you with a can of beans

And he lives down in his valley
(Brussel Sprouts)
The cat stands tall and green
(Spinach)
And he aint no prize, there aint no women his size
And thats why the cats so mean

One day he left
His valley pad
I mean to say
This cat was mad
Now looking round
He wasnt gone long
And then he ran into an amazon

Well this changed his whole complexion
(Brocolli)
He had never seen such a beautiful site
(Orange)
He looked at her and she looked at him
And she almost passed out from fright

He looked at her and thought what a dilly
He touched her once, she slapped him silly
This was something, he had never sensed
He looked at her, as she commenced
Now listen pal, this aint no fluke
I can't see goin with the big green gook

You heard about the jolly green giant
(Eggplant)
Don't let his trouble pass your mind
(Celery spots)
He couldn't get Sally, so he went back to his valley
The cat was colorblind

(Series of "DO's" sung in sync with the music)
(Carrots)

(Minced Peas)