If there was a scale of stupidness
l would be right on top, yeah
Among the unbelievable naive
it's a fact, l've become an icon

l had a crush and l got burned
by a notorious liar
But when he trashed his strat
like a true rockstar, l fell so hard
is that pathetic or what?
is that pathetic or what?

Tommy who? l can't recall
it wasn't me l'm innocent, yeah
Beam me up just let me disappear
what if they knew, l regret it so much

l had a crush and l got burned
by a notorious liar
But when he trashed his strat
like a true rockstar
I had a crush and I got burned
by a notorious liar
But when he trashed his strat
like a true rockstar, l fell so hard
is that pathetic or what?

He was so sexual
It was so magical
l was so tragical
Ohh, yeah

But it was kinda fun though

l had a crush and l got burned
by a notorious liar
But when he trashed his strat
like a true rockstar, l fell so hard
is that pathetic or what?

But when he trashed his strat
like a true rockstar, l fell so hard
is that pathetic or what?
is that pathetic or what?
is that pathetic or what?
is that pathetic or what?
is that pathetic or what?