Words and Music by Larry Dvoskin and Zoe Silverman

All my friends are hookers
Drug addicts good lookers
All f**ked up broken again
The doorbell rings- at 4am

Buying and selling your wares' on the street
Gotta make some cash, gotta make ends meet
Pay the rent, the bills, the electricity
I get something from you, you get something from me

Everyone's A Hooker
Everyone's A Hooker
Everyone, Everyone, Every, Every, Everyone
Everyone's A Hooker

Dark secret skeletons hustling on the sly
F**kin' your boss selling trees' on the side
Teachers and preachers politicians and musicians
Doctors and lawyers and we're all peep show voyeurs

Everyone's A Hooker
Everyone's A Hooker
Everyone, Everyone, Every, Every, Everyone
Everyone's A Hooker

Welcome to the American Dream
There's a hidden price for liberty
The streets aren't paved with gold you see
If you wanna eat better hit the streets cause
Everyone, Everyone, Everyone, Everyone Yeah
Everyone, Everyone, Everyone, Everyone Yeah
( insert orgy here)
I'm on 6th Avenue gotta make that green
Selling cheap incense and burned CD's
When all I really want is to be on TV