There's nothing I can do to remove these stains
Half a bottle of bleach and they still remain
I tried scrubbing them out but they're back again

It's a pain it's a pain STAIN
It's a pain it's a pain STAIN

I stain my pants every time I hear your name
I stain my sheets at night and that's a shame
Your lipstick on my collar's kind of hard to explain

It's a pain it's a pain STAIN
It's a pain it's a pain STAIN

Got a stain on my sofa got a stain on my chair
It's all over the carpet up and down my stairs
You left a permanent mark on my motherf**ing brain

It's a pain it's a pain STAIN
It's a pain it's a pain
It's a pain it's a pain
It's a pain it's a pain
it's a STAIN STAIN STAIN STAIN