If Neil Tennant was my lover
Would he meet my friends ?
Would he call my name when
We're out on the dancefloors
Or would he just dance?

If Neil Tennant was my lover
Would he copy his keys?
Would he stand on his knees or
Would he just tilt his head back
and leave me to please?

If Neil Tennant was my lover
Would he do me no harm?
Would he put on his charm or
would he just tears my eyes out
and call me one of his puppets?

If Neil Tennant was my lover
would he?
No, I don't think he would do that to me

Would he sing like he sang to me?
When he sang that song, Rent
And all the other songs he sings for me
and they're just for me
and they're just for me
and you know it

Would he be my man and
stand up and fight for me?
Would he be my man and
stand up and fight for me?
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