The day after
The night before
Remember nothing
As I face the floor
A pounding headache
A smell of death
I guess it must be my own breath

Remember girls
And plenty of booze
And my tequila desire

Striptease
The metal police
Then I remember nothing more
Because I was
Passed out on tequila - blackout

Rise and shine, a stupid puke
Oh, shit I'm freezing and oh god
I'm nude
I've been arrested that's for sure
Else I wouldn't face
This goddamn floor

Remember girls
And plenty of booze
And my tequila desire

Striptease
The metal police
Then I remember nothing more
Because I was
Passed out on tequila - blackout