I'm full of piss and vinegar
Oozin' through my jugular vein
I'm full of piss, vinegar
Bubblin' to the brim of my brain

Break out the brown paper and the sippin' wine
Greasy ain't easy but I'm doin' fine
'Cause I'm a jumpin' Jim Dandy
Doin' a hillbilly hullabaloo

I'm full of vim, verve and vigor
Turpentene and nicotine
I'm full of vim, verve and vigor
Set me up and watch me unwind

You can smell me comin' by the Listerine
Witch-hazel, vitapointe and vaseline
'Cause I'm a jumpin' Jim Dandy
Doin' a hillbilly boogaloo

I'm full of piss and vinegar
Brylcream and brilliantine
I'm full of piss, vinegar
Wine me up and see if I'm lyin'

You don't knock my gold tooth out, I need it for more
Than smilin' at the landlady at my door
'Cause I'm a jumpin' Jim Dandy
Doin' a hillbilly boogaloo

Vim, verve, vigor, piss and vinegar
Vim, verve, vigor, piss and vinegar
Vim, verve, vigor, piss and vinegar